April 01, 2013
You may have noticed something a little different this morning when trying to follow up with your contacts: Contactually has been taken over. And no, not by extraterrestrials. Not by the Alexander the Great, either (although we'd prefer either). We fell subject to an even greater foe: cat sorcerers.
Now, no one on the team is quite fluent in Cat, but from what we can gather, they're insisting we honor their favorite day of the year, April 1st. Or else, they'd like 15 million bowls of milk (which would require us to raise more money). We're not quite sure -- Google Translate can be a bit flakey.
You can keep all your contacts as cats for the day, or you can undo it now. The choice is yours. But beware: the cat sorcerers might not be too happy if you undo their magic too soon!!
They've also taken our dogs, Astro and Tucker. Please send help.
Original message from the cat sorcerers if you have any better luck:
Meow meow meow meow meow mmmmm purrrr meow meow meow meow meow. Meow purrrr. Purrr meow meow. Pur pur pur pur meow meow. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow purr. Purrrrrrrrrr.